All of us at Despair, Inc. are proud to announce our newest book: Lose Your Own Adventure #1: Who Killed John F. Kennedy? It’s just like those awesome Choose Your Own Adventure books you loved as a kid (check out the feathered hair on the hero!), with one twist: no matter what you do, you lose. Just like life!
If you’re a critic, blogger, journalist or bookseller, and would like a review copy, please just let me know via email at email@example.com. You won’t regret it! Except that you almost certainly will.